d0nniedarko:
if i ever met jake gyllenhaal honestly i think i would just piss myself. i would just stand there and pee. i wouldn’t be able to stop and i’d try to talk but more pee would come out and eventually all the pee will come out of my body and then other liquids would start coming out and eventually blood and soon i would have literally pissed myself to death and i’d just be laying there all shriveled up like a raisin